Going to the ABC Store today at 10:00 AM for Tito's and Fireball, both of which my wife assured me we have, but don't. Hopefully the shelves won't be empty.
Did you see his Hot Ones last week?
Whenever my wife gets drunk she wants to arm wrestle and ask everyone to feel her biceps. Last night she picked on my 15 year old weak nephew and kicked his ass in front of the whole family. It was sad to watch
Maybe our family dynamics are different but if this happened in my family, it would’ve been hilarious
Whenever my wife gets drunk she wants to arm wrestle and ask everyone to feel her biceps. Last night she picked on my 15 year old weak nephew and kicked his ass in front of the whole family. It was sad to watch
He's a UNC "fan"...And he was mouthing off about them beating us. My wife could tell I was frustrated and wanted to slam his head into the table, so that's why she stepped in with the arm wrestle challenge. It was an elite wife move to divert anger.
hit me with your t-giving wine recs
hit me with your t-giving wine recs
If you're a 15 year old young man and lose an arm wrestling match to a woman who isn't a fucking professional athlete, then you seriously need to examine your priorities in life.