CT part Deux: Where imaginary best friends are made

[Deacfan2009]

a) i'm thrilled timmy got a job
b) i'm bummed timmy got a job because his chatting will decline

OOF. Why did you have to point this out and harsh the vibes.

 

[Deacfan2009]

MOTHER FUCK

Private Equity ruins everything!

 

[YoungBuck95]

Timmy I am so proud of u. U go girl!

 

[cookoutdeac]

a) i'm thrilled timmy got a job
b) i'm bummed timmy got a job because his chatting will decline

counterpoint, it could mean his posting INCREASES

working a regular job is easier than all the contract/temp job stuff + chasing kids around, especially in-house

 

[TownieDeac]

MOTHER FUCK

Well there it is

I retract my earlier sentiments

 

[KennyRogersRoast]

ugh, i hate private equity so much

what are some good things that have come from PE?


also, what is e-discovery software?

Before I went back in-house I managed large e-discovery projects. It was fun in ways but the hours and deadlines were rough. Relativity, based in Chicago, was my favorite. I became a Relativity Certified Administrator. For me passing the bar was probably easier than that Relativity exam because I had to be self taught for it.

 

[Biff Tannen]

It’s crazy the way private equity partners hold a gun to people’s heads and make them take the money.

 

[PhDeac]

What a ridiculous concept.

"We like what you're doing and we'll give you a lot of money. Now change your entire business model so you'll be worth what we paid."

 

[TownieDeac]

It’s crazy the way private equity partners hold a gun to people’s heads and make them take the money.

What a willfully stupid thing to say

 

[Biff Tannen]

Calm down Townie. Do you really think you know more about this than every single person who ever took them millions of dollars of PE money and saw their business “ruined” ?

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

I know nothing about things from the owner perspective but as a consumer, everything PE touches blows as far as I can tell

 

[DeaconCav06]

It’s crazy the way private equity partners hold a gun to people’s heads and make them take the money.

You misspelled “their liquidity event”.

 

[DeaconCav06]

I know nothing about things from the owner perspective but as a consumer, everything PE touches blows as far as I can tell

It’s great for the owner. Less great for consumers.

 

[Kory]

gonna hit the town with my (communication) coworkers tomorrow nite

 

[tiltdeac]

When private equity takes over nursing homes, they get more expensive and people are more likely to die, so that’s great.

How Patients Fare When Private Equity Funds Acquire Nursing Homes

www.nber.org

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

im hit

 

[Kory]

lol

 

[Kory]

OTOH TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY

 

[dartsndeacs]

Just turned on a Shark Tank episode and can’t stop thinking about how FTX paid Kevin O’Leary $15.7MM.

yah but did they specify whether they paid him in cash or stock. Cause I read a brady article and it said he was paid in stock

 

[dartsndeacs]

yeah I hope this Timmy job thing doesn't ruin his postings like when RTQ had a boyfriend. The down on their luck nature is what keeps it interesting.