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Darwin Awards

Deacon923

Deacon923

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Wherein we post stories regarding individuals who have nominated themselves for a Darwin Award by removing themselves from the gene pool in a particularly ridiculous way.

F#$% the Alligators!
 
A Bucs CB lost two fingers in a fireworks accident.
 
Why did they kill the gator? Because he was aggressive? No shit he's aggressive, he's a crime fighting alligator.
 
Deadbolt said:
Why did they kill the gator? Because he was aggressive? No shit he's aggressive, he's a crime fighting alligator.
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The gator should have argued that Stand Your Ground applied. His pond, no reason to retreat.
 
here's one in the "near miss" category: http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/22/us/tiger-found-wandering-streets-of-suburban-houston/index.html

Erin Poole told the affiliate her boyfriend Jonathan Gessner got out of the car and said "I'm going to go catch it." She said the tiger assumed a pouncing position behind a bush and she was scared it was going to attack him. But what happened next was a surprise.
"When it started running toward me and it jumped on me and started licking me in the face, I started playing with it and petting it and everything," Gessner said.
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It's a TIGER broseph.
 
.50 cal bullet from 1 foot

you'd think they'd, i dunno, try it against a tree first?
 
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