Darwin Awards

[Deaconblue]

That disqualifies him, right?

Well, he did remove himself from making any additional contributions to the gene pool, and at the rate he was going, that might have been substantial, so there is that.

 

[Deaconblue]

.50 cal bullet from 1 foot

you'd think they'd, i dunno, try it against a tree first?

That is why this is a Darwin awardee. Not smart enough to try it against a tree or something other than his body first.

 

[CDeacMan]

She probably got knocked up by some other dude and thought this might be a way to get out of it, obviously not thinking through how well "he told me to do it!" will play when defending yourself against manslaughter charges

 

[cville deac]

Yeah, they should have known that thing shoots through walls extremely well.

 

[WFU71]

They're standing in line for a chance at this: https://www.forbes.com/sites/christinenegroni/2017/07/12/jet-blast-at-caribbean-airport-tosses-tourist-to-her-death/#3ca22f5f2706

"It is common to see thrill-seekers hanging from the airport fence in defiance of several large signs that read in English and French, "“Do not stand. Danger. Jet Blast.” Beach goers may not understand the hazard of standing behind jet engines as they spool up for takeoff, but the force expelled can "up-root trees, flatten building structures, shatter windows, lift and propel heavy objects,"

 

[WFU71]

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Man-rescued-from-the-flames-at-Burning-Man-12170591.php

"A man rushed past layers of security officers into a massive fire at the Burning Man festival's signature ceremony, suffering burns that left him dead just hours later."

Must have been some good stuff.

 

[RJKarl]

Why did they kill the gator? Because he was aggressive? No shit he's aggressive, he's a crime fighting alligator.

 

[DG3]

Yeah, they should have known that thing shoots through walls extremely well.

A .50 cal will go through at least one, if not two, well rated armor plates. You'd think they'd watch a YouTube video or something before trying that.