Death Row: One Last Bang or One Last Meal?

[DeaconCav06]

I mean what's my total time allotted?

If it's a hit it and quit it situation (and by quit it I mean life) I think I'll go with the meal. If I can put on some slow jamz and do my thing for awhile then I go with the bang. I'd also make sure I had just enough toilet wine to maximize endurance without sacrificing function.

 

[qcdeac]

Bang - obligatory = wife. Real Talk = Mila K
Meal - Veal Milanese with a nice side of pasta. Bottle of Pinot.

Your wife would have left your ass if you were on Death Row, so good call with Mila Kunis.

 

[awakegirl]

I picked bang. My fiance, but if we're talking fictional here, Cristiano Ronaldo. Meal- gravy with gnocchi and meatballs/ pork.

 

[BarcaDeac]

mmm so sexy

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

I picked bang. My fiance, but if we're talking fictional here, Cristiano Ronaldo. Meal- gravy with gnocchi and meatballs/ pork.

This would be easy since he already frequents dude prisons for conjugal visits.

 

[Deacon923]

meal.

I just don't think I would be in the mood for tha bang in that situation.

 

[HeavyPetter]

You realize with Kate, you fry after 30 seconds, while a good meal can be stretched out over a couple of hours.

Food for thought!

Who cares? You're going to die anyway. Do you need another 119.5 minutes to check your User CP?

 

[HeavyPetter]

I would jerk it like 20 times before hand to ensure a solid amount of banging time.

If I did that I wouldn't be able to get a hard-on for two days.

 

[RJKarl]

I'd order a double Viagra and not call the doctor if my erection lasted over four hours.

 

[HeavyPetter]

Bang - obligatory = wife. Real Talk = Mila K

Thumbs down on both.

 

[Shitfly Green]

meal

 

[DirtySouthDeacon]

If I did that I wouldn't be able to get a hard-on for two days.

Don't sell your tuna can short.....errrr stout?

 

[ibleedgoldandblack]

Marisa Miller

 

[KeystoneDeac10]

GIANT Porterhouse steak with grilled asparagus, hollandaise and the finest bum wine.