Billy Mitchell
The King of Kong
I'm trying to decide whether a co-worker wants me to bone her. I'm leaning towards no (I wouldn't be interested in doing it regardless), but I figure an office boning story thread could be fun.
The facts of my case:
(1) Been working with co-worker since 2007; always got along well. We do the same job but I have more experience. I've always vouched for her with our bosses that she is doing good work, we get along well, hang out at company parties, etc.
(2) She was married when she was hired. She is now recently separated and likely will be divorced soon. This is not public knowledge at the company, but she let me know about a month after it happened what was up. She seems to be handling it well.
(3) We go to lunch around once per week. She almost always initiates the lunch appointments.
(4) At the lunches we talk on a personal (not co-worker) level. She frequently tells me stories about her horrible dates and about how she fears the difficulty in meeting someone new.
(5) Recently, on our way back to the office, she mentioned that she is just looking for someone "to hang out with and for sex".
(6) We text a few times per week outside of work, although it is friendly and not flirty.
(7) She invited me to her birthday party but did not invite my girlfriend (I fully admit that she might have just been expecting me to invite her).
(8) She recently joined my gym and said that we should hang out at the pool together this summer.
I feel like she is around 15-20% on the "let's bone" meter.
Does anyone have any good office hookup stories?
The facts of my case:
(1) Been working with co-worker since 2007; always got along well. We do the same job but I have more experience. I've always vouched for her with our bosses that she is doing good work, we get along well, hang out at company parties, etc.
(2) She was married when she was hired. She is now recently separated and likely will be divorced soon. This is not public knowledge at the company, but she let me know about a month after it happened what was up. She seems to be handling it well.
(3) We go to lunch around once per week. She almost always initiates the lunch appointments.
(4) At the lunches we talk on a personal (not co-worker) level. She frequently tells me stories about her horrible dates and about how she fears the difficulty in meeting someone new.
(5) Recently, on our way back to the office, she mentioned that she is just looking for someone "to hang out with and for sex".
(6) We text a few times per week outside of work, although it is friendly and not flirty.
(7) She invited me to her birthday party but did not invite my girlfriend (I fully admit that she might have just been expecting me to invite her).
(8) She recently joined my gym and said that we should hang out at the pool together this summer.
I feel like she is around 15-20% on the "let's bone" meter.
Does anyone have any good office hookup stories?
