EatLeadCommie Hearts Nickelback

[Henry Chinaski]

First of all Nickelback = strip club music, strip clubs = awesome, ergo Nickelback = awesome.

How genius is this:

I like your pants around your feet
I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me

All you emo-loving homos should stick to playing message board Sheep while listening to that Rebecca Black crap. The guys from Nickelback have done more lines and pounded more box than everyone combined on these lame ass boards.

While the rest of you cucks will be home watching Real Housewives reruns wondering if your dumpy wife is going to put out again in 2023 (hint: the answer is “no”), I’ll be ripping beers and cutting lines with Mako’s mom while enjoying the greatest rock band in the world live and in person this Thursday in Raleigh.

 

[mako1331]

You know, I think I would probably enjoy going to a Nickelback concert in 2023.