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Every Young Man's Battle: Religion vs. Porn

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A religious group's take on porn. I'm not sure where this came from, but it's making the rounds on the Internet and it's fantastic. The only thing more fantastic are the comments on the YouTube page itself.

The moral is that if you're thinking about jerking off, hang out with your friends or an old man instead. Or something.
 
I know a guy whose Catholic mom used to tell him every time he squeezed one off he's killing thousands of babies.
 
it looks like the professor or whatever is going to rape him at the end. it's the 'stache.
 
One of my buddies is hardcore Catholic and apparently was working hard to stop cranking it a couple years back for religious reasons. I haven't asked him how it's going. If God didn't want us to crank it, why would our arms be the exact perfect length for cranking it? We would have been given little kangaroo arms.
 
This was less of a battle and more of an all out massacre/slaughter/flawless victory for me.
 
Everybody in this video is gay. No, seriously...mustache dude has pedo written all over him, the fat kid wants to get drunk watching porn and jerk off with other guys, and the ginger dude is frankly just trying to decide which one to get the D from.

This is what I took away from this video.
 
I still lose this battle weekly.
 
Have a Catholic buddy who swears he has never bopped the bologna.

I see this thread going like the many before it...one guy claiming he never has...long calls of bullshit....another poster asking if all women do like men....several claims of "no" then one steps up to the mike.
 
TARDAWG said:
another poster asking if all women do like men....several claims of "no" then one steps up to the mike.
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Anybody else find the sound of the closing door at the end extremely creepy?
 
TownieDeac said:
This was less of a battle and more of an all out massacre/slaughter/flawless victory for me.
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As it is for every teenager, regardless of denomination. Once you hit puberty, the only way you're not slapping the ham is if your dick falls off or your hands fall off. And even the latter can be worked around.
 
BobStackFan4Life said:
Nope. Guy with 'stache was there for his boys whenever they got the urge- what could possibly be creepy about that?
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And by "urge" I mean he wanted to partake of Buzz Juice and jerk off with his pal Kevin. The look on Kelvin's face as he rode off. LOL!
 
Ever since I got waited on in a restaurant by a girl whose Backroom Casting Couch video I had seen, it has not been the same.
 
Sexual intimacy is an ever-changing phenomenon, sort of like popular music or fashion or eyeglasses frames. What works great now eventually becomes outdated. After several years of marriage, men need a little porn just to know the latest techniques to keep things exciting while making sweet love to their wife.
 
RicoSuave said:
Sexual intimacy is an ever-changing phenomenon, sort of like popular music or fashion or eyeglasses frames. What works great now eventually becomes outdated. After several years of marriage, men need a little porn just to know the latest techniques to keep things exciting while making sweet love to their wife.
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Plus now gay buttsex is widely accepted.
 
Say Hey Deac said:
One of my buddies is hardcore Catholic and apparently was working hard to stop cranking it a couple years back for religious reasons. I haven't asked him how it's going. If God didn't want us to crank it, why would our arms be the exact perfect length for cranking it? We would have been given little kangaroo arms.
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This made me laugh
 
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