Every Young Man's Battle: Religion vs. Porn

[RubbinsRacin]

Ever since I got waited on in a restaurant by a girl whose Backroom Casting Couch video I had seen, it has not been the same.

link?

 

[Bubble Boy]

From the comments:

protip: don't hang out with creeps who watch porn in the library and still write "w w w" in front of urls

 

[Spot the Wonder]

If God didn't want us to crank it, why would our arms be the exact perfect length for cranking it? We would have been given little kangaroo arms.

T-Rex had little T-Rex arms. Couldn't wind-up his own toy. Went extinct. Cause-Effect??

 

[HeltonCreek]

Porn wins. Easy. When Religion can give me that much enjoyment, I might change opinions.

 

[PhilliesDeacs]

Ever since I got waited on in a restaurant by a girl whose Backroom Casting Couch video I had seen, it has not been the same.

With the amount of amateur porn that is available, I'm surprised this scenario doesn't occur more frequently.

 

[RJKarl]

Think of how much money you could make if you opened The Church of the Holy Pussy.

 

[AttilatheHoo]

nice pun.

 

[Go]

Pron addiction is real and very sad

 

[BillBrasky]

Porn wins. Easy. When Religion can give me that much enjoyment, I might change opinions.

Good way to put it. At this point cranking one out is just part of the daily routine. Shower, shave, etc.