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I enjoy making fun of them the most. Such a persecution complex.

I always took Happy Holidays to mean multiple holidays, not "Screw Christmas." I didn't know any Jewish people or people who celebrated Kwanzaa growing up and it still made sense because of New Years.
 
Yeah, I usually say "Happy Holidays" for like a month and a half, leading up to Thanksgiving through a week or so after the New Year.
 
Try this one on: Today is the seventh anniversary of the election of Barack Hussein Obama. If anybody says "Happy Obama's Election Day," I'm going to fuck them up.
 
Today is the 36th anniversary of the US hostages being taken in Tehran, how do I react to greetings like "As salamu alaikum" on a day like today?
 
"Not a bad day and not a bad view from my hotel room in San Francisco this morning. Even better - you can't see all the homeless people on the streets."
 
Why would a family put sewage on their credit card?

So what should the family do?

Stop saving for retirement?
Stop putting money away in case they lose their jobs?
Stop paying to educate their kids?
Stop paying for grandmas health care?
Stop paying their credit card bill?
Stop taking trips around the world to beat up people?
 
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Why would a family put sewage on their credit card?

So what should the family do?

Stop saving for retirement?
Stop putting money away in case they lose their jobs?
Stop paying to educate their kids?
Stop paying for grandmas health care?
Stop paying their credit card bill?
Stop taking trips around the world to beat up people?


A good reply to what is a very dumb analogy.
 
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Sounds to me like the family should just stop shitting.
 
Clearly this is another case of the plumbing being dysfunctional. If we get the plumbing out of the way, it will solve all our problems.
 
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Why would a family put sewage on their credit card?

So what should the family do?

Stop saving for retirement?
Stop putting money away in case they lose their jobs?
Stop paying to educate their kids?
Stop paying for grandmas health care?
Stop paying their credit card bill?
Stop taking trips around the world to beat up people?

Cut back on all and make the kids work?
 
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