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Favorite Misheard Lyrics

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"And so I vacuum the velvet on the ground ..." -Fleetwood Mac, Gypsy

"I've got the piece of pie of understanding down in my heart..." -Traditional, I've Got the Joy

What are some of your favorites?
 
Excuse me while I kiss this guy-Jimi

Wrapped up like a douche- Manfred Mann (fuck Springsteen)

___________ mumble mumble ______-anything by Pearl Jam
 
"hot brown parts" --- Hot Rod Hearts
"I dont want to be your pizza burning" --- Beast of Burden
"There's a bathroom on the right" ---- Bad Moon Rising
 
When my son was maybe 4 or 5 and "Hot Blooded" would come on the radio, he'd be singing "Hot Pudding" at the top of his lungs.
 
Best one I ever read was "Big Ole Chad Had a Light On" instead of Big Ole Jet Airliner by Steve Miller Band. Whenever I hear it now that's how I sing it.
 
The girl with colitis goes by - The Beatles
 
Folks might not be familiar with the hymn "The Angel Gabriel from Heaven Came," but there is a line in it about the Virgin Mary that says "most highly favored lady, gloria." As a kid, I always heard it as "might highly flavored lady." Tag away...
 
This one's easy for me. For a long time I wondered who this dude was.

"Like Hector Abalone"
- The Doors
 
"Constipated cross-eyed bear". Don't remember the hymn, but I really did think that was what everybody was singing.
 
RevDeac06 said:
Folks might not be familiar with the hymn "The Angel Gabriel from Heaven Came," but there is a line in it about the Virgin Mary that says "most highly favored lady, gloria." As a kid, I always heard it as "might highly flavored lady." Tag away...
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Even funnier. On so many levels.
 
"There is no pian here on the ceiling..." (Instead of, "There is no pain you are receding...") Comfortably Numb: Pink Floyd
 
I use to think that "I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down." (Chumbawamba – Tubthumping)
kind of sounded like "I get no towel, but I get up wet. You're never gonna get me towel?"
 
Bluegrass Deac said:
Best one I ever read was "Big Ole Chad Had a Light On" instead of Big Ole Jet Airliner by Steve Miller Band. Whenever I hear it now that's how I sing it.
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My wife admitted she used to sing this line as " big old Jeb in a lineup"
 
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