Favorite rap similes

[WakeFanatic]

Got a nigga shaking like the calmest fucking Haitian
After chronic masturbation, asking where Mary-Kate went
I want to be the reasons why all lesbians hate dick

Nice to meet you, but it's more pleasant to eat you
With a leaf of salad and some dressing pouring out a teacup
Bitch, I'm Tyler the Creature, suck your feet up like a beach of leeches

Put her in the lake, her body sinks great, now it's time to fish her like Derek

They will never catch him or catch up
They asked me what it was, I told them fuckers it was ketchup
Nutty like my Chex mix, she bleeding from her rectum
Odd Future wolves stirring ruckus, throwing sets up

Starve her 'til I carve her then I shove her in the Rover
Where I cut her like a barber with a Parkinson's disorder

Evident that I'm the shit, I'm the Pooh like Tigger dick


- Tyler the Creator

 

[seventwofour]

If I knew what a simile was I'd contribute to this thread

Didn't stop WakeFanatic or MagicDeac

 

[FeezDeac]

I'll spread you like cream cheese on my bagel.
--Shaq Daddy

 

[Caturday]

Face Down Ass Up That's the Way We Like to Fuck

 

[MagicDeac]

Didn't stop WakeFanatic or MagicDeac

There were at least two in mine. The rest was context.

 

[freakadeac]

Dropped my best shit like the Cowboys dropped Owens
-Lil Wayne

 

[2&2 Slider To Leyritz]

To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage, and wax a chump like a candle

 

[WakeFanatic]

There were at least two in mine. The rest was context.

Same. I just like the song so much I wanted to post that whole verse, and I was quite drunk. Edited now to include all similes from that particular song, plus a bit of context.

 

[CaptainAwesome]

"I got through that sentence like a subject and a predicate"

 

[tigerswood]

Caturday with the airball.

 

[Deacfreak07]

If the refs get political, dribble like Bob Dole