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If your life depended on making an audience laugh and your only two options were RJ or sailor who would you pick? Your odds of death are 99.9% but who do you think at least gives you the 0.1% chance.
 
Louis Gossett Jr said:
If your life depended on making an audience laugh and your only two options were RJ or sailor who would you pick? Your odds of death are 99.9% but who do you think at least gives you the 0.1% chance.
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RJ, by the slimmest of margins
 
Coach O said:
No, the one where the fake company the kid created was easily traced back to him via a phone number belonging to his mom.
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lol

 
Louis Gossett Jr said:
If your life depended on making an audience laugh and your only two options were RJ or sailor who would you pick? Your odds of death are 99.9% but who do you think at least gives you the 0.1% chance.
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Damn that’s really hard. Probably RJ. I think he would at least be loose on stage. Sailor would be painfully sad staring at his shoelaces mumbling into the microphone he was holding in both hands like a sippy cup.
 
 
Deacfreak07 said:
Damn that’s really hard. Probably RJ. I think he would at least be loose on stage. Sailor would be painfully sad staring at his shoelaces mumbling into the microphone he was holding in both hands like a sippy cup.
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Why do you say sippy cup like it's a bad thing? There's nothing wrong with using a sippy cup. It's ageist to paint our youngest citizens in a bad light as they learn life skills and necessarily hydrate themselves.

Furthermore it's triggering to the AB/DL community when you use that tone to describe something which gives them enormous comfort while also hydrating themselves. I hope that you will choose your words more carefully in the future.
 
Deacfreak07 said:
Damn that’s really hard. Probably RJ. I think he would at least be loose on stage. Sailor would be painfully sad staring at his shoelaces mumbling into the microphone he was holding in both hands like a sippy cup.
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Spoken like a true witless lube. RJ has not posted anything worth reading in decades (if ever), while I regularly cast pearls before dimwitted lefty swine.
 
sailordeac said:
Spoken like a true witless lube. RJ has not posted anything worth reading in decades (if ever), while I regularly cast pearls before dimwitted lefty swine.
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You've not made a single intentionally funny post in my ~5 years on these boards. RJ has at least 10.
 
Now I'm just thinking about if there are any Tunnels posters I would stake my life on making an audience laugh.

Maybe palma on one of the days where he is actually trying. Milhouse might be a poor man's Mitch Hedberg, too.
 
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