"Hey, Why didn't I think of that?!" -Clawson

[Neurodeac]

SIGN HIM UP

He would be an awesome tailback. Put the ball in his mouth and he would never fumble and no one could stop him.

 

[Neurodeac]

I live near the NC Zoo. I'll see about sneaking one of 'em out.

 

[Deacfreak07]

I live near the NC Zoo. I'll see about sneaking one of 'em out.

Good luck. They don't have any hippos. You could get a rhino or an elephant with the right gameplan though.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Just get a bird who can fly over everybody with the ball in its talons.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Just get a bird who can fly over everybody with the ball in its talons.

They have one of these in Asheboro:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bateleur

 

[Neurodeac]

Good luck. They don't have any hippos. You could get a rhino or an elephant with the right gameplan though.

Lol, didn't think anyone would catch that. But you're right, elephant would work and could memorize the playbook.

 

[PhDeac]

Good luck. They don't have any hippos. You could get a rhino or an elephant with the right gameplan though.

Asheboro in decline.

 

[Neurodeac]

Asheboro in decline.

not so. We just got our polar bears back and in a brand new enclosure.

 

[Deacfreak07]

not so. We just got our polar bears back and in a brand new enclosure.

*got two new polar bears. "Ours" actually both died.

Asheboro is definitely on the INCLINE.

 

[Neurodeac]

"Ours" actually both died.

Shhhh... we're not supposed to tell anybody that.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Shhhh... we're not supposed to tell anybody that.

To be fair, only one died in NC. Wilhelm died in Detroit IIRC.

 

[DeaconSig]

To be fair, only one died in NC. Wilhelm died in Detroit IIRC.

#Democraticmayors

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

Can we not joke about Wilhelm? He was a bawse and is truly missed.

 

[Neurodeac]

Can we not joke about Wilhelm? He was a bawse and is truly missed.

Too soon?

 

[LilburnDeac]

Asheboro in decline.

Ever since neighboring Randleman got liquor by the drink.

 

[Biff Tannen]

Ever since neighboring Randleman got liquor by the drink.

You can get liquor by the drink in Asheboro too.

 

[Neurodeac]

You can get liquor by the drink in Asheboro too.

See... Asheboro on the incline.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Can we not joke about Wilhelm? He was a bawse and is truly missed.

Lived a hard life down in Ole Meehico for all those years. A lesser bear wouldn't have made it that long.

 

[jhmd2000]

SIGN HIM UP

You can't cheerlead at dook and tote the rock at Wake in the same year. She'll have to transfer and sit out. We're looking for short term solutions.

 

[PhDeac]

Young jhmd was into short term solutions like that on those lonely nights in Chapel Hill.