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How Tall Is This Dwarf?

Let's Decide Once And For All

  • Taller than numbers standing on doofus' shoulders

    Votes: 4 13.3%

  • About as tall as 8 stacked Mountain Dew cans

    Votes: 5 16.7%

  • 5'5"

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • 5'6"

    Votes: 2 6.7%

  • 5'7"

    Votes: 7 23.3%

  • Texasdeac looks down on him

    Votes: 5 16.7%

  • 5'4"

    Votes: 4 13.3%

  • He's a dwarf!!!

    Votes: 1 3.3%

  • Mountain Dew for all my bitches

    Votes: 2 6.7%

  • Short stack

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    30
  • Poll closed .
yeah i can't see anyone's legs. for all we know all of those people are 5'5"

james, please take a picture next to a yardstick.
 
buckets said:
yeah i can't see anyone's legs. for all we know all of those people are 5'5"

james, please take a picture next to a yardstick.
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The bare, clubbed feet on the beach offer all the evidence I will ever need.
 
well someone obviously has to go meet James in person and verify his height.
 
he only looks to be about 1.5 feet tall in his avatar. and bald.
 
you know he is short because he made his groomsmen do that in the first place. classic nap complex
 
They chose to do that. Are you guys to young to remember Dorf?
 
jamesda3 said:
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here is a graduation photo. The guy on the far left is 6'2"
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Why do you LIE?
 
Just post a redacted pic of your driver's license

that should settle it once and for all

of course, don't redact the listed height
 
hey dv7, did you take a picture like that at your recent wedding? For shits and giggles? I don't remember ever taking a picture like that in any wedding party I've been in...
 
I did not. The silliest one we did was of the guys "gawking" at my wedding ring like chicks tend to do. My groomsmen certainly didn't get down on their knees all around me, that would have felt...awkward.
 
deacvision7 said:
I did not. The silliest one we did was of the guys "gawking" at my wedding ring like chicks tend to do. My groomsmen certainly didn't get down on their knees all around me, that would have felt...awkward.
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would mark the last time in your life that people would be getting on their knees around you
 
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