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It's Official: Hank's Back...

I am excited about this development. I very much enjoy the Hank version of "Are you ready for some football!" Old man or not, that song fires me up for some Monday Night Football.

Who cares about his political views? It's the intro to a god damn concussion-filled football game. And not just any game, but the degenerate gambler's weekly apex and the only thing that makes Mondays tolerable.

Will I watch MNF just because Hank's song is on? No, of course not. I'll watch anyway because I need Tevin Coleman to score 15 fantasy points so I can beat "It Ertz When I Pee" and hit on that OVER 45 / Falcons -3 parlay. At least this way, I'll have a little chub right at the start, too.

This is good work.
 
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