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Jeff [Redacted]/Ron Wellman/Bukkake/Socks/Ronald McDonald/Clydesdale/Heroin/Dead/Balls

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Please use these names and words in a sentence. That is all.
 
The idea of using Jeff [Redacted]/Ron Wellman/Bukkake/Socks/Ronald McDonald/Clydesdale/Heroin/Dead/Balls in a sentence sucks. Done.
 
Jeff [Redacted] and Ron Wellman had been watching some Ukrainian bukkake videos but had stopped to help Ronald McDonald Jackson, a 2015 recruit who had ridden up on a Clydesdale, get his socks on correctly, when they were all stricken by the TV announcement that PSH was dead of a heroin overdose and Ron exclaimed "Balls!".
 
scooter84 said:
Jeff [Redacted] and Ron Wellman had been watching some Ukrainian bukkake videos but had stopped to help Ronald McDonald Jackson, a 2015 recruit who had ridden up on a Clydesdale, get his socks on correctly, when they were all stricken by the TV announcement that PSH was dead of a heroin overdose and Ron exclaimed "Balls!".
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Excellent. I appreciate the effort.
 
It would be harder to come up with a sentence containing "[Redacted]" without "sucks" in it.
 
Yesterday, in a stunning turn of events, it was announced that Jeff [Redacted] was actually the alter ego of one Ronald McDonald, popular mascot of the McDonalds franchise which came under intense scrutiny recently for the presence of three dead hookers with dirty socks in the ball pit who apparently overdosed on heroin shortly after engaging in an intense bukkake session with Ron Wellman and two massive Clydesdales.

Video of the incident revealed that Ron Wellman was beside himself in joy, continually muttering "I couldn't be happier" when pressed on how he enjoyed the event.
 
Wakeforest22890 said:
Yesterday, in a stunning turn of events, it was announced that Jeff [Redacted] was actually the alter ego of one Ronald McDonald, popular mascot of the McDonalds franchise which came under intense scrutiny recently for the presence of three dead hookers with dirty socks in the ball pit who apparently overdosed on heroin shortly after engaging in an intense bukkake session with Ron Wellman and two massive Clydesdales.

Video of the incident revealed that Ron Wellman was beside himself in joy, continually muttering "I couldn't be happier" when pressed on how he enjoyed the event.
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Are ya sure it wasn't "OH HEAVENS YES"

Edited to say - my comment was obviously the quote during, not after. I'm with the program now.
 
Jeff [Redacted] and Ron Wellman performed bukkake on Ronald McDonald with their socks on, and, in doing so, demonstrated that neither of them was exactly hung like a Clydesdale.

Done. Succinct, to the point, and effective.
 
Like any other Friday night, Ron Wellman, wearing only perfectly positioned socks, prepared to mount Jeff [Redacted] in full gimp attire like a Clydesdale, when he heard the breaking news story of Ronald McDonald, a Wake verbal 2 star SG recruit for 2016, arrested for dealing heroin prompting him to immediately terminate [Redacted] for Culture Club violations prior to bukkake leaving him with blue balls.
 
VaDeac said:
Jeff [Redacted] and Ron Wellman performed bukkake on Ronald McDonald with their socks on, and, in doing so, demonstrated that neither of them was exactly hung like a Clydesdale.

Done. Succinct, to the point, and effective.
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Golf clap....
 
Ron Wellman was found balls deep in Jeff [Redacted]. Ealier in the night, Ron Wellman helped Ronald McDonald put his socks on as he performed bukakke on a dead Clydesdale. Two weeks later, Ron Wellman was considered to be a heroin by the BOT.
 
getting ron wellman to admit that jeff [Redacted] was a bad hire is as hard as finding socks that fit a clydesdale or getting good heroin for Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a Ronald McDonald's parking lot* or filming a bukkake scene with a bunch of guys with dead balls

*too soon?
 
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High on heroin, Jeff [Redacted] bukkake's into a dirty sock while Ron Wellman dressed in a Ronald McDonald costume watches while perched atop a somber Clydesdale whose balls have been cut off.
 
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