Yesterday, in a stunning turn of events, it was announced that Jeff [Redacted] was actually the alter ego of one Ronald McDonald, popular mascot of the McDonalds franchise which came under intense scrutiny recently for the presence of three dead hookers with dirty socks in the ball pit who apparently overdosed on heroin shortly after engaging in an intense bukkake session with Ron Wellman and two massive Clydesdales.
Video of the incident revealed that Ron Wellman was beside himself in joy, continually muttering "I couldn't be happier" when pressed on how he enjoyed the event.