List of Pretentious Shit

[DeaconPeach]

Those Indian dudes with really long curly fingernails.

Not necessarily pretentious, but rather unsanitary IMO.

 

[TownieDeac]

building yourself a computer

 

[DistrictDeacon]

Using the word "matriculated".

 

[PM please.]

Gentrification

 

[TownieDeac]

beer snobs
people who call beer snobs beer snobs

 

[ImTheCaptain]

IPAs

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

Lupini beans.

 

[DeacHawk]

Jelly beans

 

[RicoSuave]

Blaming everything on 9/11.

 

[TownieDeac]

Arsenal FC

 

[Biff Tannen]

Arsenal FC

Pffffttttt !

 

[bym051d]

Electronica with harmonicas.

 

[WakeandBake]

complicated shoes

 

[TownieDeac]

probably threadworthy unto itself but...

Is Olive Garden pretentious??

 

[RubbinsRacin]

don't come here to plaguerize your first food eating column

 

[TownieDeac]

not plaguerizing is way more pretentious than plagureizing

 

[DeaconBrews]

being instagram famous

 

[ImTheCaptain]

don't come here to plaguerize your first food eating column

townie gives everyone the plague

damned #millennials

 

[TownieDeac]

the fucking caves on the way to cerulean city

 

[TownieDeac]

when u r healing ur pokemon at the poke center and they say "we hope to see you soon!" like fuck you i hope i don't have to heal them shits right away that means they ded