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Mandatory Basketball Team Meeting at 4:30 Today - Not That Kind of Meeting

We should all be mindful of this rule of thumb regarding board "news" where bzz is concerned: Before reacting, immediately divide any excitement you feel by 25, then consider the remainder exaggerated.
 
but Buzz doesn't watch basketball or use the internet

I believe the exact quote was: "First off i don't read newspapers or watch sports on tv unless i have to. mostly because i can't read and I don't really understand sports. For the life of me I can't figure out why these guys are so intent on getting the ball to go through that orange ring. I used to use the internet but last year AOL wanted to stop charging me by the minute and charge me by the month. I was all like, slow down there george jetson, so i got rid of the computer. sad too, i just upgraded to 56k, that was amazing speed. anyways, back to your question, yes, i buy my ties from an old hobo named Willie. They sit on the corner of University right by the ABC store. normally they sell matresses and BBQ, but when i moved to town, i knew they'd be my tie guys."
 
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RW needs to have a mandatory team meeting this afternoon to announce Bzz's firing and the next step.

TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!
 
I wish we could get a walk-on to ask, "So you're getting fired right?"
 
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