Manliest and Girliest Drinks

[WFU71]

Manliest: Scotch, neat
Girliest: Sex on the Beach

I'll refine it and say Lagavulin, neat

 

[Wakeforest22890]

How is a rum and coke girly?

 

[2&2Commie]

How is a rum and coke girly?

No man ever woke up the next morning to discover blood in his stool as a result of drinking a Captain and Coke. That's the standard.

 

[Manifest Destiny]

How is a rum and coke girly?

Sipping rum and doing lines of big black dongs is about the girliest thing you can do.

 

[buckets]

How is a rum and coke girly?

what's manly about it?

 

[bojanglefunk]

What's Girly about magic hat #9?

 

[El Chupacabra]

It's like fruit flavored or something.

 

[KeystoneDeac10]

Manhattan, up?

 

[DeaconCav06]

Anything up is not manly.

Sorry...

Ask buckets how his dad feels about sex and the city destroying martinis for real men.

 

[ProfessorDeac]

Simple; eat the orange, because oranges are delicious, then discard the evidence.

Thats the problem: even after immediately eating the orange, it still tasted like orange and was in a mason jar - same kind my wife decorates our apt with. May as well have been wrapped in twine with a little red checkered bow. When there's nothing inherently girly about a drink (and to me blue moon is equivalent to bells, served w orange but not squeezed in) there needs to be some warning about getting it girlied up.

 

[Milhouse]

yeah, magic hat #9 is definitely a chick beer. Fruit beer= less balls

 

[GoDeacsGo]

It's nonalcoholic but a Shirley Temple would be pretty hard for a man to order.

 

[HeavyPetter]

Thats the problem: even after immediately eating the orange, it still tasted like orange and was in a mason jar - same kind my wife decorates our apt with. May as well have been wrapped in twine with a little red checkered bow. When there's nothing inherently girly about a drink (and to me blue moon is equivalent to bells, served w orange but not squeezed in) there needs to be some warning about getting it girlied up.

Wait, you wife decorates your apartment with mason jars? What's the theme? Po Folks? Do you have faux paneling wallpaper?

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Vanilla vodka + coke = vanilla coke. Greatest and most manly drink of all time. COME AT ME HATERZ.

 

[ilovewfu]

I knew a couple walk ons for the basketball team when I was at Wake who used to love a drink called "Razzle Dazzle," which combined Bacardi Razz with Sprite. I think that abomination should be in the running.

 

[legacyfan]

Vanilla vodka + coke = vanilla coke. Greatest and most manly drink of all time. COME AT ME HATERZ.

Uh, no.

 

[Deacfreak07]

Beer from a GD can. Americaness = manliness

 

[DeaconCav06]

Vodka mixed with anything that isnt more liquor has no shot of qualifying.