ChrisPaul3
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My 6-year old son wants to be a quarterback. Why? To get a college scholarship? No. To win Super Bowls? Of course not. For the love of the game? Fuck off.
He wants to be a quarterback so he can send dick pics to every attractive bimbo he crosses paths with. That's why kids play this sport damnit. That's why they risk being a suicidal goddamn zombie by the time they're 55. It's so they can freely show people their dicks when they're in their 20's.
Point being: Shut the fuck up, random women and the internet and the law. These dudes are slinging footballs and dick pics because it's their way of life. If my son isn't gonna be able to do that in 10 years because you people are used to your boring dick-hiding lives then he might as well do heart surgeries or some other bullshit job like that. For fuck's sake, people, come on.
He wants to be a quarterback so he can send dick pics to every attractive bimbo he crosses paths with. That's why kids play this sport damnit. That's why they risk being a suicidal goddamn zombie by the time they're 55. It's so they can freely show people their dicks when they're in their 20's.
Point being: Shut the fuck up, random women and the internet and the law. These dudes are slinging footballs and dick pics because it's their way of life. If my son isn't gonna be able to do that in 10 years because you people are used to your boring dick-hiding lives then he might as well do heart surgeries or some other bullshit job like that. For fuck's sake, people, come on.