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millennials eschew booze; "juice crawls" instead

lol reporting/fretting about "millennials" has officially jumped the shark

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When I was in LA for buckets' wedding me and a buddy were in line to grab coffee to ward off the jet lag and the guy behind us says to the guy next to him:

"So are you working tomorrow because if not I'd really like to buy you a juice flight and talk some more about your art."

All we could wonder was WTF is a juice flight?
 
“I want to wake up each morning with a fresh mind so I can write,” says Ryan Fischer, a 35-year-old dog walker and writer who hasn’t touched alcohol for the past few months and recently returned from a shamanic retreat. “At night my dad has a couple of whiskeys and my mom has a Pinot Grigio and they lull into the night. I just don’t want to do that.”

You know why your mom and dad have some drinks each night, d-bag? Because they raised a son who is now a 35-year-old dog walker.
 
rjreynolds said:
“I want to wake up each morning with a fresh mind so I can write,” says Ryan Fischer, a 35-year-old dog walker and writer who hasn’t touched alcohol for the past few months and recently returned from a shamanic retreat. “At night my dad has a couple of whiskeys and my mom has a Pinot Grigio and they lull into the night. I just don’t want to do that.”

You know why your mom and dad have some drinks each night, d-bag? Because they raised a son who is now a 35-year-old dog walker.
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Great post.
 
I'm sure we'll read an article in a few years about how millennials are raging alcoholics.
 
rjreynolds said:
“I want to wake up each morning with a fresh mind so I can write,” says Ryan Fischer, a 35-year-old dog walker and writer who hasn’t touched alcohol for the past few months and recently returned from a shamanic retreat. “At night my dad has a couple of whiskeys and my mom has a Pinot Grigio and they lull into the night. I just don’t want to do that.”

You know why your mom and dad have some drinks each night, d-bag? Because they raised a son who is now a 35-year-old dog walker.
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And don't forget about the all important shamanic retreat.
 
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