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lol reporting/fretting about "millennials" has officially jumped the shark
lol reporting/fretting about "millennials" has officially jumped the shark
Says the snarky millennial.
“I want to wake up each morning with a fresh mind so I can write,” says Ryan Fischer, a 35-year-old dog walker and writer who hasn’t touched alcohol for the past few months and recently returned from a shamanic retreat. “At night my dad has a couple of whiskeys and my mom has a Pinot Grigio and they lull into the night. I just don’t want to do that.”
You know why your mom and dad have some drinks each night, d-bag? Because they raised a son who is now a 35-year-old dog walker.
I'm sure we'll read an article in a few years about how millennials are raging alcoholics.
“I want to wake up each morning with a fresh mind so I can write,” says Ryan Fischer, a 35-year-old dog walker and writer who hasn’t touched alcohol for the past few months and recently returned from a shamanic retreat. “At night my dad has a couple of whiskeys and my mom has a Pinot Grigio and they lull into the night. I just don’t want to do that.”
You know why your mom and dad have some drinks each night, d-bag? Because they raised a son who is now a 35-year-old dog walker.