• Welcome to OGBoards 10.0, keep in mind that we will be making LOTS of changes to smooth out the experience here and make it as close as possible functionally to the old software, but feel free to drop suggestions or requests in the Tech Support subforum!

Official Election Month Thread: COUP falls short, nothing to see here

cville deac said:
Oklahoma
Click to expand...

One of the few states with a sizable Native American population? No. They’ve dealt with enough shitty white people. Plus we don’t want them to have two legit college football programs.
 
cville deac said:
Oklahoma
Click to expand...

200.gif
 
The current title of this thread ("White House Adult Hacks Trump Twitter") is wrong and should be changed immediately. Trump retweeted this insane thing this morning. Not only is the video of insane Randy Quaid just insane, Randy Quaid is actually quoting a former Trump tweet for at least part of it. [EDIT: The entire monologue was a Trump tweet.]

 
Last edited:
I'm less troubled by right wing cowboys in Montana or the dakotas than racist mouth breathers in Mississippi or Alabama. You give us roy moore? You take far more than you produce? You can get lost.
 
PhDeac said:
One of the few states with a sizable Native American population? No. They’ve dealt with enough shitty white people. Plus we don’t want them to have two legit college football programs.
Click to expand...

Oklahoma is objectively the shittiest state in the country - little scenic beauty, 1 of the biggest Trump margins, Tulsa, Oral Roberts.... It shouldn't even be a US state, but we stole it back once we found oil. Let it secede and maybe they deport all Native Americans back to the US. Their football programs can still produce a ton of pro talent, but it's not like either is a danger to win a natty these days.

Speaking of Oklahoma, a friend recently lent me a good book on the Tulsa massacre called The Burning - written by a Fort Worth reporter. Worth the read.
 
Poor Dennis Quaid. At least his son is killin' it these days.
 
cville deac said:
Oklahoma is objectively the shittiest state in the country - little scenic beauty, 1 of the biggest Trump margins, Tulsa, Oral Roberts.... It shouldn't even be a US state, but we stole it back once we found oil. Let it secede and maybe they deport all Native Americans back to the US. Their football programs can still produce a ton of pro talent, but it's not like either is a danger to win a natty these days.

Speaking of Oklahoma, a friend recently lent me a good book on the Tulsa massacre called The Burning - written by a Fort Worth reporter. Worth the read.
Click to expand...


"Deporting" Native Americans from their land is problematic.
 
 
mako1331 said:
Yeah, Montana is in the running for best state. There are beautiful things in the Dakotas as well.


Give them Kansas or Nebraska.
Click to expand...

You could carve out a really sizable chunk of eastern Montana, Wyoming, Colorado and western North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas and Oklahoma and we’d not miss a single acre. They can frack the fuck out of it, go mask less, and outlaw butt sex all they want.
 
birdman said:
You could carve out a really sizable chunk of eastern Montana, Wyoming, Colorado and western North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas and Oklahoma and we’d not miss a single acre. They can frack the fuck out of it, go mask less, and outlaw butt sex all they want.
Click to expand...

What about the lesbians? Don't they get outlawed as well?
 
birdman said:
You could carve out a really sizable chunk of eastern Montana, Wyoming, Colorado and western North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas and Oklahoma and we’d not miss a single acre. They can frack the fuck out of it, go mask less, and outlaw butt sex all they want.
Click to expand...


The country would be missing a large amount of wheat and corn.
 
Deaconblue said:
The country would be missing a large amount of wheat and corn.
Click to expand...

Meh, we’d have plenty. We’ve still got Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, half of Kansas and Nebraska. It’s the beef we’d be missing. The area I described is mostly cattle ranches.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top