Just so you guys know, I am going to take this shit super seriously.
Like I'm gonna sit upright on my couch, right in the middle of all of the speakers. Maybe I pour a drink and maybe I don't. Phone in the other room. 100% attention will be paid.
I'll probably even pause the movie every few minutes to take notes or just to audibly say things like, "interesting choice" or "kudos".
I don't wear glasses, but I'll probably hold a pair in one hand with one of the temples in my mouth while I make noises like "hmmmmmm".
Totally gonna James Lipton, Roger Ebert, Gene Siskel the fuck outta this.