On An Airplane Next To A Fat Guy

[Wakelaw2006]

Atlanta is often 30+ min for Precheck. I hate it

At peak times, PreCheck with Delta Digital ID seems to be the fastest way to get through security at ATL currently. The Digital ID line was probably half the length of the Clear (with PreCheck) line and God knows how much shorter than the regular PreCheck line the last 3 or 4 times I’ve flown.

 

[bym051d]

I have to fly out of MCO on Saturday. Pray for my soul.

 

[Wakelaw2006]

I have to fly out of MCO on Saturday. Pray for my soul.

I hate MCO with the fire of 1,000 burning suns.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

I hate MCO with the fire of 1,000 burning suns.

That’s not enough…

 

[bym051d]

I hate MCO with the fire of 1,000 burning suns.

When I was here in July, I flew into Daytona because I knew MCO would be crazy. I assumed it wouldn’t be bad in December, but as I left Sunday, the security line was huge.

I’ll get there 3hr early and hang out in the lounge if I get through quickly.

 

[Wakelaw2006]

When I was here in July, I flew into Daytona because I knew MCO would be crazy. I assumed it wouldn’t be bad in December, but as I left Sunday, the security line was huge.

I’ll get there 3hr early and hang out in the lounge if I get through quickly.

I'm flying in and out of MCO 4 days before and 3 days after Christmas. Dreading it, as always.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

I'm flying in and out of MCO 4 days before and 3 days after Christmas. Dreading it, as always.

The absolute worst

 

[bym051d]

I don’t think in is so bad. Out is awful.

 

[Wakelaw2006]

The absolute worst

Convincing my parents to move somewhere in retirement with an airport that doesn't make me want to slit my wrists would be a Christmas miracle.

And agreed bym - in generally isn't terrible (though car rental if you can't skip the counter can be miserable; Hertz somehow didn't have my member number attached to my reservation one time and I swear I waited longer in that line than I did in the security line flying out), but going through security at MCO is the 7th circle of hell.

 

[deaconson]

Just fly first class people

Or join the mile high club ya jack asses

 

[deaconson]

Just fly first class people

Also, duh

 

[deaconson]

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Karma's a bitch

 

[deaconson]

that's not ok

Bet it smells delightfull.

Ask for a free drink

 

[deaconson]

They need to raise the price on TSA Precheck because there are way too many people clogging up the line.

For some odd reason I feel like tsa pre is designed to help airports more than travelers.

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

I’ll never understand what all those TSA folks are doing — seems overstaffed by a factor of three

 

[WindyCityDeac]

I’ll never understand what all those TSA folks are doing — seems overstaffed by a factor of three

Keeping you safe.

 

[deaconson]

Keeping sleepy you safe.

 

[deacdiggler]

Flying out of MIA tomorrow and looking forward to the six mile walk from the rental car center

 

[DeaconCav06]

I’ll never understand what all those TSA folks are doing — seems overstaffed by a factor of three

I had a TSA agent dump a water bottle into my briefcase last year.

 

[DeacInVermont]

I had a TSA agent dump a water bottle into my briefcase last year.

Please tell me it was while maintaining eye contact with you the entire time.