Proposal Ideas

[deacphan]

just put the ring on your wiener. that's how i did it.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Proposal Thread: where we learn that deacphan uses cockrings

 

[deacphan]

Proposal Thread: where we learn that deacphan uses cockrings

only cock engagement rings, buddy.

 

[AttilatheHoo]

bling bling on the ding ding.

reads like a song.

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

Dat Prince Albert doe

 

[ITK]

Proposal Thread: where we learn that deacphan uses cockrings

I thought it was an Onion Ring.

 

[Buttermaker]

After the wedding: Nohead City. Population: you.

pos rep

 

[deaconson]

just put the ring on your wiener. that's how i did it.

tiny dong or big fat sausage fingers?

 

[meandmyuncleDeac]

This thread is still funny as shit!

 

[DirtySouthDeacon]

Cockring with string tied to diamond ring. Insert diamond into pooper. Let her pull the string. Profit.

 

[Screamindemon3]

Cockring with string tied to diamond ring. Insert diamond into pooper. Let her pull the string. Profit.

May result in a blood diamond if not careful

 

[lbE08]

May result in a blood diamond if not careful

:laugh:

 

[SmooveDeac]

Keep it simple. And remember you're going to have to call everyone in creation afterwards (parents, grandparents, siblings, etc.).

 

[lbE08]

Keep it simple. And remember you're going to have to call everyone in creation afterwards (parents, grandparents, siblings, etc.).

make a list and check it twice

 

[bojanglefunk]

When's Jason up?

 

[Deadbolt]

Keep it simple. And remember you're going to have to call everyone in creation afterwards (parents, grandparents, siblings, etc.).

In the Facebook age? Make one post and let the network do the rest. They'll be calling you.

 

[BarcaDeac]

In the Facebook age? Make one post and let the network do the rest. They'll be calling you.

No it's all political. People get offended if they think they're close enough to the couple and didn't get a call first.

 

[SmooveDeac]

No it's all political. People get offended if they think they're close enough to the couple and didn't get a call first.

This. Never underestimate people's capacity to be offended by your wedding-related decisions.

 

[avalon]

Apartment building evacuated and declared unsafe after marriage proposal gone awry

AMSTERDAM — A Dutchman’s attempt at a romantic wedding proposal was simply smashing.

The unidentified lover in the central town of Ijsselstein rented a crane, planning to descend in front of his girlfriend’s bedroom window first thing Saturday morning, play her a song and then pop the question. Instead the crane toppled over, smashing a large hole in the neighbors’ roof.

The man clambered to safety and no one was injured.

According to the Algemeen Dagblad newspaper, the girlfriend said “yes” anyway. After speaking with police, the pair traveled to Paris to celebrate.

Then the crane fell again during attempts to right it with a larger crane, bashing in the rest of the neighbors’ roof. The town’s mayor is on the spot after the building was declared unsafe. Six apartments were evacuated.

Poor neighbor.

 

[ITK]

This is the fucking over the top youtube proposal world we live in.