Roughly 3 weeks into Trump as PEOTUS...

[ImTheCaptain]

bruising gin? holy Jesus

yeah, millennial gin.

 

[WakeandBake]

I'm seeing townie sending back his martini at the hip philly bar because the gin is bruised, and the bartender with the big unruly beard and super tight ironically plaid shirt with suspenders making a face while the other patrons work their phones to tweet it out. good times

 

[ImTheCaptain]

i mean, there's not a lot to it

 

[WakeandBake]

i mean, there's not a lot to it

except the bruising

 

[ImTheCaptain]

have ya'll considered that perhaps a great martini is great because the gin has been bruised?

 

[RJKarl]

have ya'll considered that perhaps a great martini is great because the gin has been bruised?

Very few gins have enough coverage to get fixed up in the emergency room.

 

[WakeandBake]

my ego was bruised when Townie bested me on the Bond vodka martini

 

[MysteryMen]

I'm pretty sure Bond drank real martinis, not vodka martinis.

Really dude? That's the whole tag line: "vodka martini, shaken, not stirred."

 

[WakeandBake]

i just knew the shaken not stirred part. I never was a huge Bond guy so I prob should have just STFU about it instead of commenting, eh?

 

[DEACisGO]

bruising gin? holy Jesus

wtf our bartender was just telling us this Wednesday... first I've heard of it. Is there some new book out about it and now everyone is talking about bruising gin?

 

[ImTheCaptain]

no, cuz i've had great martinis

right, but how would you know if the bruising was a pro or a con

 

[DeacMan]

Nothing like some hyperbolic hyperbole.

http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womenintheworld/2016/12/16/michelle-obama-says-america-is-entering-a-time-of-hopelessness/

 

[PhDeac]

A lot of people feel hopeless. That's not hyperbole at all.

 

[ImTheCaptain]

i'm saying i've had both

not what i'm asking

 

[WakeandBake]

wtf our bartender was just telling us this Wednesday... first I've heard of it. Is there some new book out about it and now everyone is talking about bruising gin?

Bruising Gin, now there's a halfway decent band name. Certainly better than Car Head Rest or whatever

 

[WakeandBake]

i'm saying i've had both

What was the difference?

 

[DEACisGO]

i'm saying i've had both

so which do you prefer?

 

[Shooshmoo]

Bruising Gin, now there's a halfway decent band name.

Some domestic violence overtones -- not sure how that would play.

 

[Shooshmoo]

i cannot discern a difference in taste though my brother in law swears there is one, and i trust his taste

it does make the gin cloudy though almost like ouzo, you can tell especially with super cold ice

Has anyone consulted conservapedia?

 

[ImTheCaptain]

Has anyone consulted conservapedia?

opportunity!

Martini
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