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Sexual Fantasies

Who do you most often fantasize about?

  • Spouse / BF / GF

    Votes: 13 14.9%
  • Best friend or sibling of spouse / BF / GF

    Votes: 3 3.4%
  • Ex

    Votes: 17 19.5%
  • Someone you actually know

    Votes: 43 49.4%
  • Major celeb

    Votes: 3 3.4%
  • Minor celeb

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Porn star

    Votes: 6 6.9%
  • Fictional Character

    Votes: 2 2.3%

  • Total voters
    87
  • Poll closed .
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my vote is for threesome with the wife and various other chicks (her friends, our friends, lesbian neighbors, etc.).
 
If you spank it to internet porn, that means you are having a fantasy about a pr0n star rite?

I am a complete fucking weirdo.
 
Also, what about if you just constantly masturbate to the 'What does the fox say' video? Minor Celebrity? I mean, I'm not really spanking it to Ylvis, but just the whole momentum of the thing, I just cant help myself. :noidea::jerkit:
 
Where's the answer option of "I am usually the object of sexual fantasies" ? :)
 
When I'm not jerking it to porn and actually FANTASIZING, the GF is rarely involved. Ex GFs, sometimes. Ex one-nighters, for sure. Wannabe one-nighters, absolutely. But the current significant other? No fucking way. How boring. You can always fuck it so why fantasize about it?
 
What sad sans-testicles sac jerks off to their wife? It's a fucking fantasy people, not a continuation of our soul-crushing reality.

Maybe they're fantasizing about the blow jobs she used to give
 
When I'm not jerking it to porn and actually FANTASIZING, the GF is rarely involved. Ex GFs, sometimes. Ex one-nighters, for sure. Wannabe one-nighters, absolutely. But the current significant other? No fucking way. How boring. You can always fuck it so why fantasize about it?

The one thing in common among all those babes ELC just listed? -- he stand-up 69ed ever last goddamn one of them.
 
When I'm not jerking it to porn and actually FANTASIZING, the GF is rarely involved. Ex GFs, sometimes. Ex one-nighters, for sure. Wannabe one-nighters, absolutely. But the current significant other? No fucking way. How boring. You can always fuck it so why fantasize about it?

He also does his fantasies wearing a full body condom and IV penicillin.
 
This thread reminded me of a thought I had a while back. If you are a moderately attractive girl, chances are somebody has cranked it thinking about you. And that somebody isn't a love interest or anything like that. Instead he probably just sat beside you in stats class and made awkward conversation a few times. However, for a good seven minutes one lonely night, in his mind you wanted the d so bad and he just went to town on you. That's some crazy shit. You ladies should feel honored.
 
This thread reminded me of a thought I had a while back. If you are a moderately attractive girl, chances are somebody has cranked it thinking about you. And that somebody isn't a love interest or anything like that. Instead he probably just sat beside you in stats class and made awkward conversation a few times. However, for a good seven minutes one lonely night, in his mind you wanted the d so bad and he just went to town on you. That's some crazy shit. You ladies should feel honored.

Damn bmoney. YOU do that? You just jerk off to some random girl that you might have casually met but don't have a deep emotional relationship with? You fucking sicko.
 
It's funny cause it was some random chick that smelled sweet and giggled at my jokes. When I found out it was your wife, now that made it a little awkward.
 
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