Sheep Playoffs: Week 1, answers due Friday at 12

[BeachBumDeac]

i'd like to point out i do not have a single 1 pointer so far.

How many 2 pointers

 

[deactherunner]

New Jersey (probably not the worst beaches, but the but of the most jokes)
Peanut (considered pistachio due to advertising campaign. also considered "deez")
Pressure

 

[TimmyClutch]

No one is going to the theaters 10 times in 2023, maybe 5, but not 10.

 

[DeacsATS]

New Jersey
Almond
Pressure

 

[Wakeforest22890]

New Jersey
Peanut
Bank

Please don't be in last

 

[deacdiggler]

So TI, how are we doing?

I do not think I will be carrying us to victory today so hoping for good weeks from you all!

i am contending for a podium (the bottom one)

 

[Gooner]

4. Which would be easier to win: Survivor or Jeopardy?
Jeopardy - 42
Survivor - 15

5. During which hour do you fall asleep (e.g., 7 PM, not 7:15)?
10 PM - 45
11 PM - 12

6. A company that makes golf clubs
Titleist - 29
Callaway - 22
Taylor Made - 5
Nike - 1

At least 40 of 42 of you are fucking delusional unless you truly believe you are such an odious and/or unathletic person as to be unable to win Survivor.

 

[JamesSokolove]

penis gets engorged with blood

 

[deacon14]

Maine (I had no idea what to put, they could be quite nice)
Peanut
Drive

 

[WindyCityDeac]

How many 2 pointers

i think just 1

 

[Wakelaw2006]

Louisiana (this was the other one I debated about for way too long)
Pistachios
Pressure

 

[Rocket]

10. US coastal state with worst beaches- Georgia
11. Best nut to snack on- Cashew
12. Blood _______ Lust

I'm disappointed you didn't put deez for question 11.

 

[DeacsATS]

If you put that it is better to "rent" books than own them, and thought it was the best answer to this question, you are 100% a poor person.

Pretty sure the library will just let you borrow them for a while... For free! No need to even pay rent!

 

[mako1331]

New Jersey (probably not the worst beaches, but the but of the most jokes)
Peanut (considered pistachio due to advertising campaign. also considered "deez")
Pressure

Yep. My previous performance bodes poorly for you though.

 

[WindyCityDeac]

No one is going to the theaters 10 times in 2023, maybe 5, but not 10.

maybe @PhDeac

 

[WindyCityDeac]

I'm disappointed you didn't put deez for question 11.

actually now so am i

 

[BeachBumDeac]

Changed my movie answer from 5 to 10 as I was submitting. God damn it

 

[bym051d]

Maine (I had no idea what to put, they could be quite nice)

They’re awesome, but not for typical beaching.

 

[JamesSokolove]

Peanuts are not nuts. Disqualification

 

[deacdiggler]

if we say they're nuts they're nuts