Sheep Playoffs Week 3: Answers due Friday at 12

[TimmyClutch]

I thought about it but she didn't feel Greek enough.

You wouldn’t say that if you had seen her with her original nose.

 

[DeacInVermont]

You wouldn’t say that if you had seen her with her original nose.

See! Greek erasure! That Stamos, though...

 

[TownieDeac]

1. A constellation
Big Dipper - 29
Orion - 19
Cancer - 1

2. A crustacean
Crab - 29
Lobster - 7
Shrimp - 5
Oyster - 1

3. A city in Africa
Cairo - 29
Lagos - 5
Johannesburg - 4
Cape Town - 2
Kinshasa, Nairobi - 1

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Crab beating lobster that badly is surprising.

TOWNIE GROUPING FOR THE WIN. My ride or die

 

[wakelaw13]

Where did Ursa Major go? They are different things!

 

[Wakelaw2006]

Grouping shenanigans!

 

[JamesSokolove]

Grouping big dipper and Ursa major is the first time I can recall firmly disagreeing with Townie's judgement. They are different things

 

[mako1331]

i did this shit on crab last time. I always just assume shrimp because everyone eats it so much.

 

[Wakeforest22890]

4. 50
5. Kansas City Chiefs
6. 3

Now why i didn't just put 5 for 6 I do not know. It seemed like it was too many to carry around lol

 

[Wakeforest22890]

3. A city in Africa

Kinshasa - 1

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

Oyster for crustacean?

 

[mako1331]

4. 50
5. Kansas City Chiefs
6. 3

Now why i didn't just put 5 for 6 I do not know. It seemed like it was too many to carry around lol

Same for me with 4, which is probably even worse

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Oyster for crustacean?

They're bivalves god damnit

 

[DeaconCav06]

20
Chiefs
2

 

[wakelaw13]

These personal attacks have gotten out of hand.

 

[Wakeforest22890]

According to the internet, the average worker sends 40 emails a day. I rounded to 50.

For Midwest, I started with Chicago Bulls but was like nah it's NFL season and folks love the NFL. So I thought Bears, but was like nah they suck. Then was like Packers - MAYBE, heartland, cheese, Midwest. Cowboys? Nah Texas is just the South. Then lo and behold, it came to me as Gabriel came down to alert Joseph that he was a cuck: The Kansas City Chiefs.

 

[TripleDeacon]

Oyster for crustacean?

I’m an idiot. I was in a hurry to get my answers in, but that’s no excuse.

 

[deacon14]

10
Cleveland Browns
5

 

[wakelaw13]

The big dipper is the ass and tail of ursa major, yet somehow they are grouped. It's like if Townie asked us to "name an animal," and Numbers answered "a bear's ass" and it was grouped with "bear."

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

damn, cairo

some racist sheepers imo