Fuck it. I'm calling my shot early:
O Biff Tannen, my eternal foe,
I've beaten thee again, and laid thee low.
Thy skills are weak, thy wit is dull, thy rage
Is but a feeble shadow of my page.
I taunting thee with memes and BBS slang,
My forum wit is sharp, my pen doth hang
Above thy head, a threat of endless pain.
Thy tears are sweet, thy anger is my gain.
So weep, O Biff, and wail thy woeful cry,
For I am victor, thou art doomed to die.
And as thou fallest, hear my parting plea:
"YO BIFF, HOW MY ASS TASTE?"