Sheep Week 4: Answers due Friday at 12

[Biff Tannen]

Fuck it. I'm calling my shot early:

O Biff Tannen, my eternal foe,
I've beaten thee again, and laid thee low.
Thy skills are weak, thy wit is dull, thy rage
Is but a feeble shadow of my page.

I taunting thee with memes and BBS slang,
My forum wit is sharp, my pen doth hang
Above thy head, a threat of endless pain.
Thy tears are sweet, thy anger is my gain.

So weep, O Biff, and wail thy woeful cry,
For I am victor, thou art doomed to die.
And as thou fallest, hear my parting plea:
"YO BIFF, HOW MY ASS TASTE?"

Great fucking teammate.

 

[dartsndeacs]

nobody put roasted potatoes?

I did potatoes

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Potatoes should win that one I think

 

[JamesSokolove]

Probably depends on how many people get DQed

 

[Kory]

potatoes

 

[Wakeforest22890]

Is there any relationship linguistically between the root words for "briss" and "brisket"?

I'll hang up and listen

 

[Wakeforest22890]

This was supposed to be on the chat thread

 

[myDeaconmyhand]

I honestly don’t think of potatoes (or corn) as vegetables, not even as a contrarian thing. For some reason I got some health class food pyramid lesson about that early on in school that classified them as starches and it stuck with me

 

[mako1331]

I honestly don’t think of potatoes (or corn) as vegetables, not even as a contrarian thing. For some reason I got some health class food pyramid lesson about that early on in school that classified them as starches and it stuck with me

The same one that told you to eat like 12 lbs of grains a day, right? I remember that pyramid.

 

[tigerswood]

Here I sit on an important work call rapidly refreshing this thread.

 

[TimmyClutch]

Potatoes should win that one I think

But you mash, you bake, you fry, roasting doesn’t come to mind when you think of the tater .

 

[deactherunner]

But you mash, you bake, you fry, roasting doesn’t come to mind when you think of the tater .

I would not have guessed roasting if the question was "Ways to cook potatoes". Starting with roasting makes a difference.

 

[Wakeforest22890]

But you mash, you bake, you fry, roasting doesn’t come to mind when you think of the tater .

Halve them, olive oil, salt, pepper, a little garlic powder, thyme, rosemary, basil. Oven. Delicious

 

[terps2001]

i switched from wasted and went intoxicated. regretting that.

Intoxicated
30
Exxon

 

[TownieDeac]

1. Another term for “drunk”

Wasted - 40
Intoxicated - 11
Hammered - 8
Buzzed, fucked up, inebriated - 1

2. The age at which you get your first grey hair

30 - 34
40 - 24
35 - 3
20 - 1

3. A gas station

Exxon - 32
Shell - 21
BP - 5
Circle K, Citgo, Sheetz, Wawa - 1

4. The miles per gallon your car gets

25 - 30
30 - 21
20 - 11

 

[HamsterHuey]

potatoes winning a veggie question will tilt me so hard

 

[JamesSokolove]

1. Hammered
2. 40
3. BP
4. 30
5. Peppers
6. Chief
7. Ham
8. Material girl
9. Europe
10. Russia
11. Cherry
12. Stephen king
13. Skate

 

[Wakeforest22890]

5. Potatoes (between this and carrots)
6. Champ
7. Ham

 

[DeaconCav06]

Carrots
Kid
Turkey

 

[HamsterHuey]

Carrots
Boss (almost went champ)
Turkey