Well there are two families that are competing for the oil rights under the Southfork Ranch while simutaneously sleeping with eachother quite often. Despite their longstanding rivalry, the two families do have respect for one another, and are trying desperately to avoid having the children suffer the same fate as the fathers.
AnonymousDeac said:1. Go to Billy Bob's.
AnonymousDeac said:2. Blow on an armadillo making it win its race.
3. Take the armadillo milk you just won to the bartender and ask him to turn it into a White Russian.
4. Finish White Russian as quickly as possible.
5. Enjoy the night.