The Era of Unwiped Ass

[dartsndeacs]

I don't, no. But I didn't start any of the 17 "Jeff [Redacted], please resign" threads.

Like this guy

"What bothers me most (yes, to the neg-reppers... and drives me to the point of obsession on this whole deal) is the fact that Bz continues to go about things in the same manner. Maybe it just comes with the territory with someone that's been around the game as long as he has, but his image has not evolved at all despite the constant criticism we share on here so vocally after each loss. "

 

[marquee moon]

We are mired deep, deep within the era of unwiped ass.

Right now, I see no light at the end of that tunnel. Just a seemingly endless desert of UNWIPED ASS. Look to your left, to your right. Up and down. Nothing. Save miles and miles upon miles of unwiped ass. Look to the heavens above: unwiped ass. The oceans? Brimming and swimming with unwiped ass. The natural world, its sounds and sights enveloping you in a tight shroud of unwiped ass. The ever expanding universe sprinkled throughout with the mysterious brown holes of unwiped ass. Like a Shakespearean tragedy. Like a funeral dirge, a tsunami of shit and disappointment and abject mediocrity: these are our moments, our experiences in the era of unwiped ass.

No hope. No future. No passion. Rather apathy and the promise of ass unwiped as far as the eye can see; or, even scarier still: as far as the human mind--in all of its evolutionary genius--can imagine.

An eternity of unwiped ass.

bttt

 

[Justicebork]

“How much more suffering is caused by the thought of death than by death itself.”

 

[Justicebork]

This thread is disgusting.

 

[marquee moon]

Not bad for a drunk guy if I should say so myself.

 

[MBDeac08]

i sure as shit hope nobody in the administration takes this place seriously. if they do, we have more problems than we think.

Soooo, based on posts made about WFPD getting involved and Buzz feeling threatened by postson this board....we have more problems than we think.

 

[marquee moon]

Not problems. Just an AD that never expected a backlash.

Alabama admin would laugh at this dissent. Wake just isn't used to it and is freaking out.

Wellman's teenage acne is in full flare up as is Buzz's bobbing apple

 

[Justicebork]

This thread no longer serves any useful purpose, except to persuade potential recruits to enroll elsewhere.

 

[deacs1995]

bc! a-c-c a-c-c

 

[MACdeac]

This thread no longer serves any useful purpose, except to persuade potential recruits to enroll elsewhere.

Solid advice dick head. If you said otherwise you are a con artist

 

[BabyDeac75]

i sure as shit hope nobody in the administration takes this place seriously. if they do, we have more problems than we think.

Well, there is an employee within the AD whose job description includes monitoring the boards. They dont really care about the opinions expressed here, but they care very much when they determine that info was dispensed that they wanted to keep hidden from the masses.

 

[Deadbolt]

Well, there is an employee within the AD whose job description includes monitoring the boards. They dont really care about the opinions expressed here, but they care very much when they determine that info was dispensed that they wanted to keep hidden from the masses.

Let me guess...former mod from TOB?

 

[marquee moon]

bttt

 

[Deacon92]

Well, there is an employee within the AD whose job description includes monitoring the boards. They dont really care about the opinions expressed here, but they care very much when they determine that info was dispensed that they wanted to keep hidden from the masses.

Are you the mole?

 

[ilovecarpet]

Well, there is an employee within the AD whose job description includes monitoring the boards. They dont really care about the opinions expressed here, but they care very much when they determine that info was dispensed that they wanted to keep hidden from the masses.

I bet it is the really nice fat dancing man

 

[Legaldeac85]

Well, there is an employee within the AD whose job description includes monitoring the boards. They dont really care about the opinions expressed here, but they care very much when they determine that info was dispensed that they wanted to keep hidden from the masses.

Like the Casstevens hire

 

[Justicebork]

Whew. Thank God that's over.

 

[marquee moon]

We are mired deep, deep within the era of unwiped ass.

Right now, I see no light at the end of that tunnel. Just a seemingly endless desert of UNWIPED ASS. Look to your left, to your right. Up and down. Nothing. Save miles and miles upon miles of unwiped ass. Look to the heavens above: unwiped ass. The oceans? Brimming and swimming with unwiped ass. The natural world, its sounds and sights enveloping you in a tight shroud of unwiped ass. The ever expanding universe sprinkled throughout with the mysterious brown holes of unwiped ass. Like a Shakespearean tragedy. Like a funeral dirge, a tsunami of shit and disappointment and abject mediocrity: these are our moments, our experiences in the era of unwiped ass.

No hope. No future. No passion. Rather apathy and the promise of ass unwiped as far as the eye can see; or, even scarier still: as far as the human mind--in all of its evolutionary genius--can imagine.

An eternity of unwiped ass.

prescient

 

[TheReff]

He has all the benefits of a moderator, without doing any of the actual work. I'm also of the opinion that moderators shouldn't be trolling and insulting the posters of the site.

Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one & they all smell

 

[marquee moon]

Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one & they all smell

the bride of frankenstein doesn't even post here anymore