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This Cat > This Dog

Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of...
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I...
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
 
I was at a cat show yesterday and this cat was there. Whatever, she's a friendly, cool cat. What was funnier was the purebred breeders trying to make sense of this.
Breeder 1: Why are we looking at this cat?
Breeder 2: She saved that little boy from the dog. Did you not see the video. It was everywhere!
Breeder 1: But she's just......a cat
Breeder 2: I'd call her a classic brown tabby.
 
I was at a cat show yesterday and this cat was there. Whatever, she's a friendly, cool cat. What was funnier was the purebred breeders trying to make sense of this.
Breeder 1: Why are we looking at this cat?
Breeder 2: She saved that little boy from the dog. Did you not see the video. It was everywhere!
Breeder 1: But she's just......a cat
Breeder 2: I'd call her a classic brown tabby.

Just my opinion (as someone who's owned registered cats and dogs), but propel who get hung up on fancy breeds are super weird.
 
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