myDeaconmyhand
First man to get a team of horses up Bear Mountain
Roz from Monsters Inc. gets caught stealing rhubarb and goes HAM!
the Decline of Western Civilization is currently being televised.
I can't wait till I'm old enough to tell everybody to fuck off with next to no consequences. It's going to be epic.
I'm pretty sure picking rhubarbs on someone else's property is covered in Stand Your Ground. Les Grossman will confirm shortly.