Totally Unofficial 2021/22 Premier League Thread (NWT)

[TownieDeac]

If Everton score again the announcers may just mention them

 

[TownieDeac]

Please withdraw Andre Gomes at half, Carlo

 

[JuiceCrewAllStar]

Grealish, Mane, Salah, Zaha, Kane, Vardy, Bruno. Its just what players do. It sucks.

the stakes are too high (a goal) and the risks are too low (virtually no punishment) to not do it

 

[Gooner]

It’s just what the South American players do. It sucks

Lol I thought this shitty take died like 5 years ago, apparently not

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

the stakes are too high (a goal) and the risks are too low (virtually no punishment) to not do it

Neither were in the box (or in attacking areas really), they were just card hunting.

 

[BillBrasky]

Who moans and cries more over a full 90, Everton’s combined XI or Jurgen Klopp?

 

[HuskyDeac]

the stakes are too high (a goal) and the risks are too low (virtually no punishment) to not do it

Agreed. Best thing they could do for the game is make it a point to stop the diving, time wasting and pressuring officials by way of cards and suspensions. Game has moved to theatrics over sport.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Mane looking really dangerous. Just score.

 

[TownieDeac]

Huh. That Salah dive is almost always given.

 

[TownieDeac]

Trading one traffic cone for another here Carlo

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Liverpool love giving up goals right after Jones comes off.

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

Wow, great save.

 

[TownieDeac]

Yes!

 

[HuskyDeac]

Ugh. Thats not a penalty for me. DCL runs over him.

 

[TownieDeac]

And TAA clearly kicks out from the ground

 

[mikedrum4prez]

Yes!

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

And TAA clearly kicks out from the ground

He tripped over his head.

 

[TownieDeac]

I don’t have the sound on so I don’t know how aggrieved to be

 

[BillBrasky]

Call it even on red cards not given

LETS FUCKING GO

 

[timdunkandthefunk]

I don’t have the sound on so I don’t know how aggrieved to be

Non-Liverpool Twitter says no pen. Commentators disagree.