This is a pretty cool thread actually. I like that a dude started asking soccer questions and then got a messageboards red card. And listen, I think telling someone to commit suicide is a good tool to have in your toolbox and I'm always impressed when someone pulls it out (and believe me, I say it myself to my wife's midwife at least once a week), but I think you gotta keep it civil when you're talking soccer. Because when you get a little out of control, a soccer dude is always ready to take a dive and make your pay for it. And that's what happened here. That guy who got told to commit suicide milked it in a way that some of the great Brazilians like Goalo and Pele and Dribbly would've been proud of. "Masterful gamesmanship, old chap" as they say in Scotland, where they fucking invented shin guards.
I look at that as a great thing about messageboards though. A guy comes here to ask some soccer question and what happens? He doesn't just get an answer in words or simple explanations, he actually gets showed in real time what its like to be a soccer player. He gets the old red card/banned maneuver and now he feels like Zinedine Zidane. What could be a better soccer answer than that? That's the beauty of planet Earth and that's why we all keep living our lives no matter how random things can seem, because sometimes symmetry is not confined to math books. Amen. God bless.
