They won't be shitty, they will be way more expensive, but they will be less fun.
My general feeling is that you have a better time in a $300 a night hotel in South Beach at 31 than a $7000 a week beach house at 56.
I don't know how old you are, TAB, but I hope you are lucky enough to find out how wrong this take is.
Sure, South Beach at 31 can be awesome, but, if you are doing life right, things don't have to be less fun just because you get older. Different, maybe, but not less fun.