Vodka Samm

[smallbigtall]

Blew a .341 after running onto the field at a Hawkeyes game, tweets a-blazing afterward. Not quite as epic as the cunt punter -- primarily because she herself called it epic -- but worthy of an important conversation

link: huffpo has some twitter photos and vines
link: deadspin

Just went to jail #yolo

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

Blew a .341 in jail

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

My mom hates me too

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

Ive gotten so many hate tweets because I was drunk...uh I get good grades sorry for being like every other college student

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

Go Hawks motherfuckers

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

@ThoseIowaBoys I was not trying to enter the game

— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

0/1?

 

[BillBrasky]

This was a feature of my sports-related email chain I'm apart of and was discussed ad nausea yesterday.

I'm team Vodka Sam. Obvi.

 

[Ball State Deac]

1.

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

This guy gets it. He asked his partner to keep him in the picture for posterity's sake.

 

[DG3]

Her tweets are really coherent for someone that fucked up

 

[lbE08]

what a disgusting person.

 

[Deacon923]

i would have thought .341 would be well into blackout territory for a chick that size. her liver must be like the Jedi Master of livers.

 

[RJKarl]

Brews just proposed to her via Twitter.

 

[DG3]

She's hot, but I'd be scared to try anything with her. That would be asking to get puked on mid makeout.

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

She's hot, but I'd be scared to try anything with her. That would be asking to get puked on mid makeout.

You don't make out with a chick like that, amateurhourdeac. Doggystyle anal with a barfbag on the other end.

 

[Ball State Deac]

what a disgusting person.

????

I was just thinking this is the kind of girl you marry.

 

[TheTwinAndreBen]

Marry me, Samatha Lynn.

 

[Ball State Deac]

Marry me, Samatha Lynn.

I'd lock it up. She has a frame that will stay skinny, has serious daddy issues, and will be manipulated easily. Lots of win there.

 

[deacphan]

lol she looks like rj=mj's main squeeze.

 

[TexasDeac10]

lol she looks like rj=mj's main squeeze.

Oof, sick burn.

 

[BillBrasky]

Yeah you Haders can GTFO. She's a 1^1

 

[deacphan]

Oof, sick burn.

wasnt meant that way. both are quite attractive.

 

[BDL]

Marry me, Samatha Lynn.

not sure who i prefer...

 

[BillBrasky]

The Cunt Punter is still #1, but Vodka Samm is definitely #2 on the I'd Settle Down With Her List

 

[TexasDeac10]

wasnt meant that way. both are quite attractive.

I'm just not seeing it with Vodka Sam. Looks like she had jaw surgery go fix a bad underbite or something.

Cunt punt? We can talk.