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Vodka Samm

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BillBrasky said:
The Cunt Punter is still #1, but Vodka Samm is definitely #2 on the I'd Settle Down With Her List
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Totally disagree, respectfully of course. Cunt punt believes her own hype - too cool for school. Vodka Samm just likes to get black out and be dead horsed. She's knows the deal.
 
Another thing to consider though, is this girl is going to slut it out big time (again) after this whole mess. Hopefully she'll learn some important tips and tricks during this time, and all of the diseases can be treated. At some point thereafter, she'll probably do a stint in rehab and be reformed. A year or so later, she'll start socially drinking again and be relatively normal (outwardly). She'll still have a whole heap of issues that makes her a viable candidate in the first place, plus all of the skills of an escort. Win win.
 
I love the Tums on the dresser, also looks like she is on a lot of meds for a girl her age.

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TARDAWG said:
I love the Tums on the dresser, also looks like she is on a lot of meds for a girl her age.

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Another great catch re the meds. You know there is at least one rx for anxiety/depression back there, maybe two. And those are just the ones we see.
 
Even money Charlie Sheen has already called her...
 
Newly released footage from her tailgate prior to the infamous football game:
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Hawkeye Vodka? Jeezuz, you might as well pour acid on your liver.


I'm trying to figure out her mixer but I bet she chugs it right out of the bottle
 
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