Wake Forest Twitter Thread aka Coach Scheier wins the Internet

[ImTheCaptain]

ha ha. You boys are such dolts. Some schmo posts some weird ass craigslist ad and I just reference the standard wikipedia page. My Mom has been a sex educator for like 40 years so I guess I thought most people knew this stuff.

 

[RacerDeac]

My Mom has been a sex educator for like 40 years so I guess I thought most people knew this stuff.

40 years is a long career in the "sex educator" industry.

 

[deacvision7]

jaybone has really derailed.

 

[DeaconBrews]

 

[DeaconBrews]

let's all remember this started because jaybone didn't know we were building an indoor practice facility and thought someone was randomly taking a pic of a fence

 

[dot com]

40 years is a long career in the "sex educator" industry.

 

[birdman]

Gotta say I agreed with JayBone about the chain link fence tweet, it was weak...but this has gotten out of hand.

 

[deacvision7]

To be fair, chain-link fences make my mind wonder straight to circle jerks and hippopotamuses.

So, really, this thread could have gone either way.

 

[BillBrasky]

How is that not a homosexual act? NTTAWWT, but come on! Straight males do not jerk off other straight males.

Unless it occurs underwater. Nothing that happens under water is gay. Right?

 

[DeaconBrews]

 

[Deacfreak07]

so you talk about circle jerking with your mom?

it was never brought up in my sex ed classes

:jaybone:

 

[ImTheCaptain]

wtf is that? cardboard?

 

[BarcaDeac]

I hope they make the roof higher! Look it's barely 6" above their heads! What recruit would want to play there?

 

[DeaconBrews]

 

[CumberlandDeac]

Not sure how any 18 year old recruit could understand what's going on in this picture.

 

[HailToTheDeacons]

This is the thread that keeps on giving.

 

[BarcaDeac]

lulz

 

[Ayo]

First time I've opened this thread today. Ummm...

 

[Neurodeac]

Indoor practice facility story is just a smokescreen to throw off the spies from our opponents. This is clearly the foundation of the monorail...

 

[ImTheCaptain]

lol the social media guys are definitely trolling the boards with that picture