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What is your dream job?

Backroom Casting Couch (Tampa Office)

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F Tampa. I wanna be that trashball running the porn casting agency out of his flophouse in Hot Girls Wanted.

I read an interview with that guy where he said he was always getting friendzoned by girls so he decided to become the friend who gets them into porn.
 
Powerball jackpot lottery winner.
 
GM of a NFL team. Because if Marty Hurney can do it, so can I.

If I could buy anything because I won the lottery, it would be to own the highest level English soccer club I could buy.
 
Athletic Director at Wake Forest University.
 
trucker or community organizer or sociology professor
 
Either creative marketing director for a fortune 500 or head of a realitvely small ad agency.

Unfortunately, a line graph of my percentage chance of eventually landing either of those has been becoming increasingly bleek in recent years.

Don't get sidetracked, kids.

ETA: what I really want to do, and its not really an existing "job", so much... is to start a consulting firm that travels the country and does reviews of sports facilities, team promotions, etc.... I've actually composed some fairly detailed plans for this, but the unique aspect of it would be that we'd essentially sell the 'product' (our reviews and recommendations) after we've completed the actual visit. This would ensure the authenticity of our experience; because I've been around companies doing similar work and that's where they go wrong.

I have a very unique contact that could get me started in this direction (I'd spend my first 5 months exclusively making 3-day visits of minor league baseball parks) but it would still be a huge risk. I'm pretty convinced my pricing model is bawse, though.
 
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GM of a NFL team. Because if Marty Hurney can do it, so can I.

If I could buy anything because I won the lottery, it would be to own the highest level English soccer club I could buy.

Eastern Conference NBA GM. Making the playoffs every year would be a breeze.
 
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