Who won? TOWNIE or RJK?

[Milhouse]

My dad told me always to thank people who did nice things for me. I'd like to thank aocs3281, DeaconSlim2.0, deacvision7, Liquid Karma, RacerDeac, RChildress107 for voting for Townie.

The reality is if each those were given the choice between saying something nice about me or being butt fucked by a rabid, HIV+, porcupine who has been triple dosed with meth, each would immediately pull down their pants and underwear as they bent over and awaited the porcupine.

Nothing I could say would as accurately portray their childish, irrational hatred of me as their votes have shown.

So, to honor my father, I must say thank you.

poop

 

[deacvision7]

My dad told me always to thank people who did nice things for me. I'd like to thank aocs3281, DeaconSlim2.0, deacvision7, Liquid Karma, RacerDeac, RChildress107 for voting for Townie.

The reality is if each those were given the choice between saying something nice about me or being butt fucked by a rabid, HIV+, porcupine who has been triple dosed with meth, each would immediately pull down their pants and underwear as they bent over and awaited the porcupine.

Nothing I could say would as accurately portray their childish, irrational hatred of me as their votes have shown.

So, to honor my father, I must say thank you.

I just went with the guy that wasn't so lame to declare "victory" during the middle of an internet e-battle.

 

[Deacfreak07]

We all win. That thread is bringing posters like IrishSlim and bdz back from the great beyond. A few dozen more pages, and a wild HeavyPetter or DKE might emerge...or hops. I'm holding out hope.

 

[DeaconBrews]

We all win. That thread is bringing posters like IrishSlim and bdz back from the great beyond. A few dozen more pages, and a wild HeavyPetter or DKE might emerge...or hops. I'm holding out hope.

hops: "let's take a break from this fighting and talk about curtains!"

 

[smallbigtall]

I just went with the guy that wasn't so lame to declare "victory" during the middle of an internet e-battle.

 

[RJKarl]

DV7 truly failed at reading comprehension.

I haven't claimed victory about the vote. All I did was thank the haters for hating.

These two bits explain them well.

 

[JamesSokolove]

shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off rj

 

[DeaconBrews]

oh snap rj i didn't know you knew some katt williams

 

[RJKarl]

Katt is da man....

 

[freakadeac]

best thing that's happened to the boards since the Olympics

 

[RacerDeac]

The reality is if each those were given the choice between saying something nice about me or being butt fucked by a rabid, HIV+, porcupine who has been triple dosed with meth, each would immediately pull down their pants and underwear as they bent over and awaited the porcupine.

You're wrong. I'd much rather take it missionary so I could look the prickly little mouth foaming buggar in his sweet little beady eyes.

 

[legacyfan]

Voted for Rj, but this awesome epic thread brought me out of semi-retirement as well. Please, please keep it up.

 

[RacerDeac]

Also, I'm curious...exactly what constitutes one dose of meth for a porcupine?

In the end, HIV or not, meth or not, something this cute would be hard to turn down.

 

[ChrisPaul3]

The reality is if each those were given the choice between saying something nice about me or being butt fucked by a rabid, HIV+, porcupine who has been triple dosed with meth, each would immediately pull down their pants and underwear as they bent over and awaited the porcupine.

Pretty cool how lots and lots of extra words are jampacked into this joke in the same way lots and lots of extra needles would be jampacked into the drug addicted porcupine you got me picturing.

 

[dartsndeacs]

Townie would not SURVIVE on these boards without all his real life friends providing the moral support. The internet is too tough a place for that gentle soul.

 

[TownieDeac]

Townie would not SURVIVE on these boards without all his real life friends providing the moral support. The internet is too tough a place for that gentle soul.

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