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would you have sex with present day britney spears?

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  • yes

    Votes: 79 90.8%

  • no

    Votes: 8 9.2%

  • doofus/numbers

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    87
I voted yes without even knowing what she looks like these days, although I assumed it was pretty good as she trended back towards a more stable life and consistent work with that Vegas show. The story alone would be worth it.
 
Ah yes, the old Star of David, Camel Lite, Red Bull , Hoodied skinhead, adorned with a strand of Looosianna pearls look. Let's not hit that one more time.
 
Lets not forget that even with her conservatorship, she probably still gets an allowance of like 100k a month. Might get a sweet gift bag on the way out.
 
Milhouse said:
at least make the poll public. what millennial bullshit.
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Had to be sure he could skew the poll with his parodies 30 Minute Man, AnonymousDork, AreJayKay, Dino's Legacy, Dwarf, Dwarf Groupie, DWARFBUSTER, gaybone, Kanye West, etc.
 
TheTwinAndreBen said:
Lets not forget that even with her conservatorship, she probably still gets an allowance of like 100k a month. Might get a sweet gift bag on the way out.
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When not in Vegas, she lives a relatively normal single mom life
 
Hell yes I would. Go ATM on her, maybe see if I could make her cry about her lost childhood or some shit.
 
I always wanted to bang Christina. Still looking good. Had a baby like six months ago, so this is pre-pregnancy.

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idk she looks like smoke in her new health magazine pics that have been heavily photoshopped, but woof some of her unphotoshopped pics from late 2014:

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To be fair, these paparazzi photos can negatively distort someone's appearance as much as a photoshopped Women's Health cover can improve it. Especially when making a wtf? face like above. I confess I did a double take when I first saw that Women's Health cover, to see who it was since I didn't recognize her initially.
 
Christina is the Queen Of Butterface, but who is anybody fooling? Any man not named BBD would bang either of those two at their ugliest just to be able to say they did it.
 
ELC, what would be your fuck style bro when it comes to Britney Spears? How would you go about throwing it in?
 
qcdeac said:
Seriously. Granted, she is wearing frumpy Mom clothes, but that is in no way a woof.
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Exactly. She looks like a hot mom you'd see at the grocery store. Nothing wrong with that.
 
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