OldGoldBeard
A Sorry WR Like Crabtree
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How They Got Here: bkf- 66, Leyritz- 24
bkf- 43, Shoo- 27
Knight- 51, BBD- 41
Knight-37, palma- 30
If This Were the WWE: Knight is out for blood and shows it, bating the older bkf like a UNC sweatshirt-wearing bear, dancing around the ring and peppering him with blows. "Damn professional wrestling," bkf croaks as he takes yet another kidney punch. "It's ruined everything that was good about the college game."
Knight doesn't care, tossing the older man into the ropes and wailing on him until the referee intervenes. Barely has bkf had time to recover when Knight again has him against the ropes, where he binds him with a bewildering array of knots. "I was an Eagle Scout, bitch," Knight roars, standing on the second rope as he rains blows on BKF's head. "Heteros for life!"
One more haymaker, and bkf goes toppling over the ropes and out of the ring. But lo and behold, not three feet from where he fell lies a folded metal chair. The camera zooms in on his widened eyes as he views his salvation, grasping the iron chair firmly with one hand. Meanwhile, Knight is dancing around the ring, reveling in the adulation of his fans. "Hey, Knight!" bkf yells from outside the ring. "Catch this!" Knight turns in time to catch the metal chair directly on the chin, the impact shattering his jaw and rendering him unconscious. BKF goes in for the uncontested pin.
But wait! The referee rules that during bkf's backswing, the chair touched the scorer's table, instantly disqualifying bkf. From his stretcher, Knight's arm is raised, declaring him the champion. BKF is so disappointed by the result that he walks 13 miles home in the show.
bkf- 43, Shoo- 27
Knight- 51, BBD- 41
Knight-37, palma- 30
If This Were the WWE: Knight is out for blood and shows it, bating the older bkf like a UNC sweatshirt-wearing bear, dancing around the ring and peppering him with blows. "Damn professional wrestling," bkf croaks as he takes yet another kidney punch. "It's ruined everything that was good about the college game."
Knight doesn't care, tossing the older man into the ropes and wailing on him until the referee intervenes. Barely has bkf had time to recover when Knight again has him against the ropes, where he binds him with a bewildering array of knots. "I was an Eagle Scout, bitch," Knight roars, standing on the second rope as he rains blows on BKF's head. "Heteros for life!"
One more haymaker, and bkf goes toppling over the ropes and out of the ring. But lo and behold, not three feet from where he fell lies a folded metal chair. The camera zooms in on his widened eyes as he views his salvation, grasping the iron chair firmly with one hand. Meanwhile, Knight is dancing around the ring, reveling in the adulation of his fans. "Hey, Knight!" bkf yells from outside the ring. "Catch this!" Knight turns in time to catch the metal chair directly on the chin, the impact shattering his jaw and rendering him unconscious. BKF goes in for the uncontested pin.
But wait! The referee rules that during bkf's backswing, the chair touched the scorer's table, instantly disqualifying bkf. From his stretcher, Knight's arm is raised, declaring him the champion. BKF is so disappointed by the result that he walks 13 miles home in the show.