You Laugh, You Lose FTMFW - Version 2.0 - Bigger, Longer, Uncut

[WakeTheNation]

 

[WakeTheNation]

A few at United's expense...

 

[awaken]

"Early boarding, late boarding, water boarding, all the same to us ! " #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"Taking Chinese take-out to a whole new level." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

Board as doctors, leave as patients #NewUnitedAirlinesMotto

"United Airlines. Putting the hospital in hospitality" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it. No one likes to be deseated

"What if I told you, you're seat no longer exists."

 

[ImTheCaptain]

lol, the morpheus one got me

 

[RevDeac06]

"What if I told you, you're seat no longer exists."

And furthermore, what if I told you that "you're" is the contraction of "you are" and not the 2nd person possessive...

 

[awaken]

Probably not a coincidence that AMC is showing Airplane! right now.

United Airlines Training Video

 

[awaken]

 

[bym051d]

E: not sure how to embed with the twitter picture.

https://mobile.twitter.com/seanludwig/status/852237500059963392/photo/1

 

[deacvision7]

E: not sure how to embed with the twitter picture.

https://mobile.twitter.com/seanludwig/status/852237500059963392/photo/1

lol. OLD

 

[wfudkn]

 

[tsywake]

 

[Teamramrod]

Woke on this. Kid puts his foot down right before the wall.

 

[WakeTheNation]

 

[WakeTheNation]

Happy...

 

[DieselDeac]

 

[WakeTheNation]

 

[WakeTheNation]

 

[dot com]

 

[Shooshmoo]

 

[bym051d]