You're a douchebag if...

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what in the world is the brag part?

it's very subtle

 

[OldGoldandGrobe]

Did any of you frat guys ever dress like this before a big daterape?

 

[HeavyPetter]

Did any of you frat guys ever dress like this before a big daterape?

Who the hell wears Ralph Lauren dress shirts with the horse on them? These guys got balled at all the decent fraternities.

 

[buckets]

it's very subtle

haha, apparently

 

[dartsndeacs]

You judge people by what they're wearing.

Who the hell wears Ralph Lauren dress shirts with the horse on them? These guys got balled at all the decent fraternities.

:squint:

 

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:squint:

 

[HeavyPetter]

:squint:

Who says I'm not a douchebag?

 

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Who says I'm not a douchebag?

If that were the case, you'd be a self inflicting douchebag, Captain Khakis!

 

[dartsndeacs]

You wear one of these

I wear a barbour jacket

Batting a thousand so far Gable

 

[HeavyPetter]

If that were the case, you'd be a self inflicting douchebag, Captain Khakis!

Khakis are the base of every good men's wardrobe.

 

[Go]

Barbour is fantastic. If I had any money whatsoever I'd rock Barbour, love their jackets and clothes.

Bowties are pretty douchey on most guys.

 

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bow ties suck on everybody unless it's a tux

no one rocks a bow tie

for some strange reason large lawyers seem to have an affinity to them

 

[Go]

nOTHING is worse than a fat ass w/ a bowtie.

 

[OldGoldandGrobe]

If you use Croakies, you are a douchebag

 

[Go]

If you use Croakies, you are a douchebag

Esp inside.

I understand using croakies on a boat or hunting or doing something physical.

Also, there's this kid that wears pastels ALL year in my law school class. Dude, you suck.

 

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haha, apparently

look at me!!! I'm a rich guy from New York, off to my awesome job at Goldman, then a dinner at Danny Mercer's latest hot spot. look at me getting off the elevator at my awesome "apartment," waving to the concierge and doorman. LOOK AT ME!!!!!

 

[buckets]

bow ties suck on everybody unless it's a tux

no one rocks a bow tie

for some strange reason large lawyers seem to have an affinity to them

the bigger and redder the face, the more likely they are to wear a bowtie

except for this guy

 

[Go]

look at me!!! I'm a rich guy from New York, off to my awesome job at Goldman, then a dinner at Danny Mercer's latest hot spot. look at me getting off the elevator at my awesome "apartment," waving to the concierge and doorman. LOOK AT ME!!!!!

Still has to pay for sex tho

 

[ImTheCaptain]

barn/field coats are boss, if you're actually wearing them as field outerwear. i guess if you're a poser in NYC rocking a barn coat, it could be douchebag-ish

 

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LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!